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Animal activists: red in tooth and claw.

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Way to go, AJC!  The more your paper (online and print edition) fawns over - and caters to - the functionally illiterate hip-hop crowd, the more your circulation drops.

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I’m thinkin’ Golden Globe.

Larry Craig’s lawyers are getting a little desperate. Since most of the normally useful defenses to the criminal act were probably blown with the guilty plea he registered shortly after getting hauled out of the Minneapolis Airport for having a wide stance, he’s had to get creative.

So he’s arguing […]

Hurricane Katrina’s victims have put a more than $3 quadrillion price tag on their suffering.

The quadrillion-dollar figure represents a fraction of the roughly 489,000 claims that residents and business owners filed against the federal government over damage from the failure of levees and flood walls following the Aug. 29, […]

we’re so scrod

Remember the last Cahleefohrneeiah “energy crisis?” Turned out it was created by a bunch of sleezy thieves and had absolutely nothing to do with, well… reality.

So, of course:

Every new home and every change to existing homes’ central heating and air conditioning systems will be required to […]

we’re so scrod

Remember the last Cahleefohrneeiah “energy crisis?” Turned out it was created by a bunch of sleezy thieves and had absolutely nothing to do with, well… reality.

So, of course:

Every new home and every change to existing homes’ central heating and air conditioning systems will be required to […]

(h/t to ctg) We need more parents like her.

After finding alcohol in her son’s car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old’s misdeed with everyone — by placing an ad in the local newspaper.

The ad reads: “OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents […]

Okay, you won. Fantastic. But please, stop the crying. Just…just stop. Okay?

Love,
The World